User talk:Purple8hayes
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Hello Purple8Hayes[edit source]
What up my nigga? Hows life? Good to see ya on uncyclopedia. -- The Turd From The Golden State 
WEST END MASSIVE
Talk to me SLAVE!! 14:41, 24 April 2007 (UTC)
Hello Purple8Hayes[edit source]
Hey buddy, hows it goin? this is the co member of CaliforniaPoop. -- The Turd From The Golden State WEST END MASSIVETalk to me SLAVE!! 14:41, 24 April 2007 (UTC)