User talk:Pnatt
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Pnatt, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! ~ T. (talk) 08:12, 21 May 2006 (UTC)
YOO ESS EHY!??[edit source]
Americans only give a damn about stuff that happens in their own country. They know that they suck at REAL sports so they make up the biggest shit sports like Baseball and Gridiron so they can win all the time and claim that the winner of the "Super" Bowl or the "World" Series is the "WORLD" champion even though it's just in their OWN damn country!!! Pnatt 12:27, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
User Pages[edit source]
Please do not leave messages on other people's user pages, if you have a message use their talk page. Normally that is seen as an act of a vandal, and receives an instant ban. I'll cut you some slack as its probably something that you didn't know. If you need any help with anything most people, admins and users alike, are usually friendly enough, just ask. On their talk page though.... -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)
Thank you[edit source]
For you recent vandalisation of my User Page, following on nicely from spamming of other Users Talk Pages last month. Please enjoy your complimentary break from editing the site, and look forward to seeing you again next month. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Pnatt, I have unblocked you, but please be aware that this amounts to a probation period. Spamming and vandalising people's user pages is not the right way to make friends here. You seem passionate in your desire to contribute here, and that goes a long way with me personally, but learn the site rules, through the links posted above. If you need any help just shout. -- Sir Mhaille
(talk to me)
Well...[edit source]
Contrary to what Tompkins would have you believe, I was going to remove the ban in a few... In fact, I already had the window waiting... Thought you might have found it amusing... But apparently gay Tompkins doesn't care for humor. But that's because he's gay... They're not very humorous unless it's about queers, queens, fags or poofs. I'm sure you get what I'm saying... Good luck with further editing, my good man. Sorry about the ruined joke... --~ sin($) tan(€) 04:47, 24 July 2006 (UTC)