User talk:Pie-tony
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Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the brick wall. God, only heard that one five million times... |
– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 08:40 Oct 22, 2023 00:50, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
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