User talk:PeterTheGreat

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Again, Welcome!   ChiefjusticeDS 12:58, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Some advices

Because I begin to suspect you could use it. Firstly, do read this. Secondly, hands off other people's userpages and user subpages. Thirdly, quotes are overrated. Seriously. Fourthly, sense is your friend. Fifthly, I want cake, and I think I will go find some now. ~ *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101204 - 02:19 (UTC)

PS - welcome to Uncyclopedia.

Also, could you resist the temptation to move pages without having good reason to do so (good reasons being changes from userspace into mainspace, spelling errors in the page title and suchlike)? Cheers matey. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:29, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

And even more -- do not add nonsense to official Uncyclopedia pages, like an awards page. I had to revert a stupid quote you put up. I think all of us are telling you some of the same thing here because if you ran afoul of the wrong users after being warned numerous times, then you will go bye-bye for varying lengths of time culminating in always. Aside from all that, I hope you enjoy your time here. You seem to be getting good advice from lots of good people, me not included. Aleister 3:29 11 12