User talk:Pedalniysvin
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Pedalniysvin, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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@@@@ Pedalniysvin (talk) 15:03, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
- huh? Also that article you're working on looks AI-generated. We do discourage AI for that kind of stuff.
Sir Turb0-Sunrise de la Boston 15:05, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
Your photo[edit source]
The photo you just uploaded called "Matchaboss" seemed to feature a random dude I doubt anyone but you knows about. Hence it violated vanity policies, which is why I deleted it. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:27, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
- also, while I'm at it, you should stop inserting random nonsense to your suspiciously AI-generated-looking article and properly fix it if you don't want it to get deleted. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 15:28, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
This is not a random guy as everyone thinks, that's the next president of The United states of america Pedalniysvin (talk) 15:29, 29 December 2025 (UTC)
Ok ok gimme time to fix it Pedalniysvin (talk) 15:29, 29 December 2025 (UTC)