User talk:PaulMckenzieisafool

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Hey, PaulMckenzieisafool, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here's some stuff you should probably read before editing:

I would read those links if I were you...it'll make you look much better around here.

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If you wanna start an article, it's a good idea to start it in your userspace (for example, User:PaulMckenzieisafool/Article about stuff) so you can edit it without fear of it being huffed. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, try to make it funny and not just stupid; and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. With some practice I'm sure you can become a great writer here!

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--Paizu • Maj. • JStw • MUN • LOB • Crap • WHORE • (Talk)

 

Pierre Boulez

Welcome back! In the ten months you haven't been around, this article of yours was nominated for deletion. I saved it from deletion by rewriting it completely. Your attempt to ignore everything that happened during your absence and return it to its former (sorry) state--a stub with twenty-one frontispiece quotes and a Satan template--was rolled back by Lyrithya, to the great benefit of Uncyclopedia. Please do not persist. To quote Gandalf the Gray, "It has passed beyond your ken." Spıke ¬ 18:41 19-Feb-11