User talk:Onion

Stuff from the pre-schism Onion account

Welcome! Hello, Onion, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets: Beginner's Guide How to be funny and not just stupid If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Vaseline This article seems to be mostly copy-pasted from another source with some inaneness added. I think this is a worthy topic that should be re-written, not deleted. --Onion 02:34, 30 September 2006 (UTC) Mostly? i think more like 3 lines. i did write it with the page for petroleum jelly open to get some background infomation that i didnt know, but it is in no way mostly copy and pasted.--Sir Silent Penguin "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 09:42, 30 September 2006 (UTC) Gay joke article? Esteemed sir, you queried "Can't anyone make a decent gay joke article?" on the VFD page. I'm curious about your opinion on Wandering faggot-bird. In my opinion it's definitely minor-league...but is it even minor-league funny? Respectfully, ----OEJ 00:08, 6 October 2006 (UTC) Thanks for the feedback. Probably the most effective way to end the article would be to make the self-satire more obvious -- the obviously fake "gay voice" takes over and implodes in self-mockery. Clearly going an opposite direction -- giving a nod to actual gay issues -- doesn't work. Either way, though, it remains a slight article, a quick-read-and-chuckle rather than OMG this is funny! class.----OEJ 15:03, 8 October 2006 (UTC)

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why did you create a second account? 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 11:10, 9 January 2026 (UTC)