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Excuse me[edit source]
What you're currently doing looks like redirect spamming. Please stop creating so many...especially the irrelevant ones. I think there's something in UN:BGBU about this. Update: Here.-- On Wednesday, 09:18, June 16 2010 UTC
Best Joke Ever[edit source]
Good to be working with/alongside you. I hope you like the edits I did, tried to save the page from getting huffed on VFD. Did you write the page originally (I haven't checked)? Will answer here later, as I'm signing off now, but if you answer please check this evening. Aleister 11:18 29-3-'11