User talk:Nightmare975
Welcome![edit source]
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Work in progress
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| Official languages | German | |
| Capital | Rommel D.C. | |
| Largest City | New Mombassa | |
| Current Leader | Leeroy Jenkins | |
| Established by Erwin Rommel | circa 1912 | |
| Currency | Microsoft Points | |
| National anthem | Halo Theme song | |
| Mascot | Desert Fox | |
William Butler Yeats on VFH[edit source]
With regards to the above article, I don't think there's anything specifically wrong with it, its well written, neatly formatted. For me, its probably only a very short step away from VFH quality, but thats just me. :) We are hoping that more people will use Pee review to help sort out the finishing touches to their articles with advice from the reviewers there. Its also a good place to gather support pre-VFH! Hope that helps.... -- Sir Mhaille 
(talk to me)