User talk:Nappy the Quarryman
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Nappy the Quarryman, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --Señor DiZtheGreat CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:32, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
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Welcome to My Inner Circle![edit source]
Welcome, Slave! Hello, Nappy the Quarryman, and welcome to DiZ's inner circle. I hope you like being a part of the family and decide to stay. If not, well, too bad, you're stuck. Here are some good guidelines for first-time members:
I hope you enjoy being a member. Now get on your knees and suck my left toe! -- DiZtheGreat AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) |