User talk:NWalterstorf

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Artist Conceptual Drawing of the Wall of Text.

Wall of Text

Often found among its natural habitat, the internet, the Wall of Text is and

interesting brand of specie which makes its nest upon various message boards and other

text forums. Because of it's ill-tempered nature, it usually appears when someone is

flaming, insulting, or otherwise trying to argue an opinion.

Signature/timestamp

In response to your queries on various talk pages, to produce your signature and timestamp just enter four tildes (~~~~) at the end of your comment. You can also click the small, gray box at the far right above the edit bar (the one with a partial cursive signature) to produce --~~~~, which will also insert your signature and timestamp. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 17:42, 26 June 2008 (UTC)