User talk:Mutlee/Masonites

A bunch of Ex-Goths or Goths that worship Marilyn Manson.The are said to also have close relations with the church of Gir or the Growlongs

Rituals

The mansonites have been known to sacrifice small Emochildren to shut them up permanently, which unknowingly they are doing the world a favor by doing so.But dont't ever tell them that that or they may stop and cause a sudden increase in the already overwhelming Emo population.

Habits

The Mansonites have been found all over. Whether eating small children in the back of a church or at a pot circle having an orgy. They have also been known to go to School for the ciggarette butts the jocks leave behind and then talk shit about them.

Friends

Surprisingly, Mansonites have many friends. They have been known to hang out with the Growlongs that bring them human scrifices. They also have been spotted hanging with Jugheads, at time confusing their ranks when both get naked and dance in Faygo showers taking place outside of a Super K-Mart. Before killing them off in the name of Marilyn Manson, Mansonites may even smoke with Jocks or Emos.

GODS

Marilyn Manson and Ozzy Osbourne are the main items of worship but Alice Cooper has been included as well as Jenna Jameson's left breast. GIR is a sub God.Johnny Depp plays the important part of sex god in the religion.

Johnny Depp became a certafied sex god in Pirates of the Carribean but showed potential as Don Juan

Feeding

Marijuana and the hands of small children are their main consumtions.Also blood and the editable underwear found in the garbage cans of sex shops.