User talk:Mr. Vandal
Welcome![edit source]
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Again, welcome! 02:16, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
Dear Mister Vandal.[edit source]
For this, you get a free two week vacation. Hurrah! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:52, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
- Oh dear. Trying to delete the guy who introduced you to the world? Hrm.... 03:10, 26 January 2009 (UTC)