User talk:Molotovnight
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LORD FLUFFY[edit source]
Thou art deserving of a reward for thy courage in challenging BENSON, despite the obvious stupidity involved therewith. So:
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Lord Fluffy has awarded you a sword for outstanding valor and/or insanity. Use it well. Yay! Pointy! |
Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 17:57, 22 March 2007 (UTC)
- If Motolovnight didn't change, I would have given him the death template. I'm gonna give you something else.
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High Gen. Grue, has given you a gun. Please fire randomly at will. |
By the way, it doesn't fire. Your the only one with a non-firing gun. Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines