User talk:Milkbarista
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| MilkBarista | |
|---|---|
| Other names | Helicopter syndrome |
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| Nice guy | |
| Symptoms | Uncontrolled motion of penis |
| Usual onset | 4-5 years after exposure |
| Types | Infection, Inheritance |
| Causes | Infection from TMZ |
| Risk factors | Living in China/Alabama |
| Diagnostic method | Suspected based on ethnicity and sexuality, confirmed by examination of IQ |
| Treatment | Consumption of Pork at Mosque |
| Frequency | 5 (0.000001%, 2021) |
| Deaths | 1 (2021) |
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