User talk:MentalCase
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– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • critchat) 17:00 Sep 14, 2008
Hi, here's how to make tables:[edit source]
...and headers[edit source]
...and smaller headers[edit source]
...and the ™ trademark if you need
Edit this page to see the code[edit source]
| header 1 | header 2 | header 3 |
|---|---|---|
| row 1, cell 1 | row 1, cell 2 | row 1, cell 3 |
| row 2, cell 1 | row 2, cell 2 | row 2, cell 3 |
| Column heading 1 | Column heading 2 | Column heading 3 |
|---|---|---|
| Row heading 1 | Cell 2 | Cell 3 |
| Row heading A | Cell B | Cell C |
Here's also a poll (I'll try to hunt down a more lively one, this one's a joke of a joke).
You are not entitled to view results of this poll before you have voted.
This page is edited just like any other so if you want to leave a message for me just edit my user discussion page. Images are uploaded on the left with Upload Image/file. I usually add my own alias to the file name when the server asks for the target - for instance blahblah_multilit.jpg or so. For adding the images to the article, see for instance Megaloscope - there are several different versions in that article.
Here's also this trick for making a blue box that never fails to annoy people (just add space as the first character)
