User talk:May
Oh Dear...[edit source]
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Please[edit source]
Stop creating articles about this 'Martin' guy who apparently goes to your same school or whoever that guy is. This clearly breaks Uncyclopedia's vanity policies. If you want to create articles here, it better be about things other readers can recognize, not about some friend in your school nobody but you cares about. I hope you understand, and have fun editing. DaniPine3 (talk) 08:28, 26 November 2024 (UTC)
- I've seen you've made a new article about some island in Norway. This one doesn't break vanity policies, but it was just a couple of words and I had to delete it too because of being too short (plus, the title wasn't capitalized properly). If you want to expermient, I suggest you use your User:May/sandbox, where you can add all the random phrases you want without fear that it might get deleted for being too short (you won't be able to break vanity policies there, though). Again, I hope you understand and have a fun time editing. DaniPine3 (talk) 12:53, 26 November 2024 (UTC) OK