User talk:Maintour

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Oh Dear![edit source]

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Maintour, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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Just a courtesy call...[edit source]

Please don't put ads into articles. That is all. Aleister 4:36 12-1-'12

p.s. This user made one entry in 2009, putting an ad into an article. His first entry here, ad into an article. In 2009 he removed the cussin' words on the page. We shall see.