User talk:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Pussy/olduserpage
These deities have shown, in Their infinite wisdom, that They are the ultimate purveyors of all things nifty, spiffy, shiny, and generally interesting. They have personally reviewed this user and given Their blessing. Persons giving favorable comments about this user may be forgiven three venial sins or one mortal sin.
A Papal Blessing from the Future[edit source]
Pope Benedict xx has traveled from the future to give this user a blessing. He will excommunicate those giving unfavorable comments. So, please give the user favorable reviews.
Join?[edit source]
Dear Unregistered User,
Upon viewing your contributions to Uncyclopedia, I believe that you are special. More special than a regular IP. And no, not in a Jerry's Kids kind of way, my dear Uncyclopedian-to-be: I believe you have what it takes to become a worthwhile human being contributor!
Though it is unlikely that you'll ever even see this message, I am still posting it in the hopes that you shall one day cease your anonymous editing and join our community of circus folk. And why shouldn't you? It's free! It's easy! It'll get you laid CONSTANTLY! [1]
To join, simply click the Log in/create account button at the top right of your screen, then click Create an account. Follow the instructions and just like that, you've made a name for yourself.
If you need any assistance in the registration process, or in any other facet of Uncyclopedia, let me know on my talk page. Hope to see you soon! --THINKER 22:37, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
Reciept of message acknowledged; I already have an account. Sometimes, though, I just use the IP.
170.115.251.13 13:04, 4 January 2008 (UTC)