User talk:Mad Scientist Adam Mada

Welcome!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Hello, Mad Scientist Adam Mada, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Help Pages
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

Chief welcomes you, but only because he needs someone to love

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but most people enjoy writing something while they are here. If you are critical and think the world would be infinitely better if everyone listened to you, then you should become a teacher, but check out Pee Review while they make sure you aren't a sex offender.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

• Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight.
• If you want to create an article, then simply follow this link: User:Mad Scientist Adam Mada/My sandbox (obviously you can change the "My sandbox" part to say anything you like). Please don't create articles on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
• Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. It works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
• Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:32, May 22, 2010 (UTC)

Invader Zim

Reviewed it here. --Some Idiot 08:11, July 22, 2010 (UTC)

You electrocuted me

I was pissing on Pikachu, but then he gave a little shock and the electricity flew up from my piss and fried me. Thanks a lot ...click here. --Happymonkey39 Dah Meme Master 00:17, July 27, 2010 (UTC)