User talk:Lstarnes
Welcome![edit source]
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So it appears you've survived Ban Patrol[edit source]
Congrats and all, but please, please tell me why exactly you blanked my comment. Any non-response will equal "because I'm a douche," while repeated blanking will likely bring you back to the Patrol. Acceptable answer: "I didn't understand how talkpages work." — Lenoxus 03:19, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Ok[edit source]
Ok you're unblocked, but now you're supposed to be on best behaviour. I still stand by my banning of you, because since you've been unblocked you've created crap after crap, even after being told not to. Do not do this again, you have been warned. —Braydie 08:18, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
News flash[edit source]
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You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award. I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about. |
For giving Contestant the bucket of piss. --
02:52, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
WIP move notice of HowTo:Kill Everyone[edit source]
Hey, your article that was called HowTo:Kill Everyone has been moved to User:Lstarnes/HowTo:Kill Everyone for further development. Feel free to move it back when you have done, and only when it is done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). —Braydie 19:31, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Too bad you aren't here anymore....[edit source]
Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Trar for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!
--go eat shit fuckers --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) 
21:12, 4 May 2007 (UTC)