User talk:Longfellow19271
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07:19, 22 May 2023 (UTC)
- I guess i do have to warn you (even though OnePunch did so in the section below already), but stealing articles is very much a bannable offense, and if you continue to do so i will absolutely have to block you.
10:22, 2 June 2023 (UTC)
You thought that you could get away with it?[edit source]
Hi, I have noticed that the article Cordial that you have on this site was stolen, with the original being at Uncyclopedia.com (The Spoon), which was written by me. All you had to was ask on my talk page, either here or at the Spoon, and I might have let you migrate it over to the Fork. Now, that it is the current featured article on the Spoon, I see no reason to let you take all the credit for my hard work. Thanks, OnePunch 
04:04, 24-May-23
You're so funny[edit source]
Oh my god, did you actually write UnNews:Tarantino caught watching porn parody of own film and UnNews:Rivers Cuomo says Weezer needs "more music" (as it does on your User Page)?!?!?! They are so funny. Thank you for writing them, as you are clearly a genius. I wish you well in your future stealing original writing attempts. OnePunch 08:11, 2-Jun-23