User talk:Londonmammoth

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♥♥♥ I love you. ♥♥♥
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The reason for this being that I get to use this new and shiny template to say hi!! Yes, this does indeed mean I lied to you -- you smell and no one loves you. Anyways, you look like you could use a buddy. We're all good friends around here, so here's some important stuff to help you out!

WELCOME.

If for some reason you you still want to find out more, these will help a bunch!

One more thing! When you do stuff, remember to sign your name using four tildes or just that weird looking sign (Button sig.png) button at the top of the little edit box thingy. Anyways, I've gotta go practice being a fairy princess. Love, Ethine sig.png 

UnNews:Athlete stripped of medal at the European Athletics Championship[edit source]

This is a good story! I've applied overuse of boldface and italics, according to our customary style, made it read more like news, and am preparing to narrate it for the Audio section. However, is there a source news story you could site? A photo? Most importantly for my narration, could you provide an (actual) name of the Championship organizer instead of having the quote be anonymous? Spıke ¬ 15:23 31-Jul-10

Too late! It's broadcast, and your name is included in UnNews:UnNewsAudio#Other writers whose stuff got broadcast. Add your national flag, if you care. Spıke ¬ 19:12 31-Jul-10