User talk:Lokine
Welcome![edit source]
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Questionable edits[edit source]
- Lokine,
- I'm not sure if you've picked up on this, however 24.163.65.156 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) has made similar edits on other pages as well. It may be nothing, as almost two years on Uncyclopedia had made me a bit parinoid over time. ;-) MadMax 23:09, 20 July 2006 (UTC)
Murph?[edit source]
I apologize, I suppose it is presumptuous of me to take credit for my work without actually creating an account on Uncyclopedia. Heck, even then it probably wouldn't be right to leave a signature on a section. My apologies, I was acting out of line :\
NRV/QVFD policies[edit source]
FYI, note that short crappy one-liner articles are not even worthy of the prestigious NRV template. If you wish, you may list those on QVFD instead, and somebody will get around to dispose of them (either way). Please reserve NRV for something that looks like it may have had (at least) some minor effort put into it, but needs lots more work to funny &/or spruce it up. Thanks, --DW III 
04:03, 21 July 2006 (UTC)