User talk:Linen

All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader!
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

--yeah, i can do it to you now. -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 11:26, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for your recent contributions to Uncyclopedia. Please enjoy the rest of your life. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

I detect a bit of irony- he's going around putting {{indefblockeduser}} and blanking. Now he can have it. I thought I would lose it because nobody was blocking him... -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 11:29, 17 February 2007 (UTC)