User talk:Lineintegral123

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You have won easily, and have been appointed an administrator. Please report to Why do I need to provide this? for your duties and things like rollback, banning privliges, ways to circumvent feature voting in order to just pick a feature, etc. Good luck on the site. Aleister the Administrator 21:28 6 6 MMX

I've answered your query on my talk page, let's continue the discussion there. Aleister in Chains 1:13 9 6 MMX