User talk:Konstable
Konstable is a hobo he has no friends.
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That's true I just live in a basment with my mum and I play World of Warcraft and I'm on level 56 and I'm not talking to you unless you're on level 50 or higher. I also play Counter Strike and I have one of those headphones and I cheer and get happy when ever I win! --Konstable 00:19, 27 October 2006 (UTC)