User talk:Knitwitted/Forgot the fart
I think this article should be huffed immediately. It is not funny at all. Our bard would never fart.--68.55.45.214 01:21, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
- It's cute that you comment on your own page as an IP.
(talk) 01:21, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
- I know. What an idiot. 199.106.86.2 01:29, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
S'wot? I don't have a clue who that 68.55.45.214 is. Hang him, the rogue. Will you help me to catch him?--Samuel Clemens 03:37, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
HA! You's gots 2 dunces caps on yo's page. Knitwitted 01:39, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
- That's very ingenious of you to mix up your peep on my foodnote #1. My compliments to the chef. Knitwitted 01:58, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
- Flattery will not get you eaten.--Samuel Clemens 03:37, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
- But what about my half of the Ben & Jerry's? Knitwitted 20:11, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Gloves[edit source]
'Tis a shame that in those dark times were only perfumed gloves, when what was really needed (and still is) were perfumed underbreeches. And were not gloves the original reason for sailing to Italy? To sell his father's gloves to the perfumers? DanielDruff 04:15, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
- And just whose sock puppet might have been in those gloves? Knitwitted 11:16, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
O O. Y do i get the sinking feeling that the Oxfordians Foxordians have descended and are preparing to wreak havoc here, as they have already done on Wikipedia?--Samuel Clemens 14:07, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
Editing Privileges[edit source]
Regarding your lame attempts to bully me per 01:01, April 1, 2011 68.55.45.214 (Talk) (5,036 bytes) (name of university had been inadvertently spoonerized. It is now corrected. Don't mess with it. That means you, Knitwitted.) ... Whomever you are kindly stop your bullishness. I will not tolerate the word "spoonerized" anywhere where I may be reading. The proper term is "sporkerized". Kindly remit your apologies in triplicate. Knitwitted 13:30, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
WANTED: User:Samuel_Clemens[edit source]
Do kindly get yo' ass back in gear on this page. The uncyclopbots are threatening to send your most excellent article over to Wikipedia and we would most certainly not want that. Yours in gratitude, 
I have a lot of friends here! Where we chill My blog 20:47, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
HOO RAY !![edit source]
We won't be bothered by the Wikiknots until April 14th. Cheers! 65.1.88.233 12:08, April 7, 2011 (UTC)