User talk:Kiwi
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Hello, Kiwi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Since you just joined, I'm not sure if you were watching my talkpage, so I just wanted to comment here that I responded to your question. When you type something on another user's talkpage, it's a good idea to click the "watch" tab on the top of the page, and check your watchlist frequently to see if they responded. You can also change your personal settings so that any page you edit will automatically be watched, this has some benefits and drawbacks. The benefits are obvious, the drawbacks include the fact that you'll end up automatically watching a lot of possibly irrelevant stuff. --Hrodulf 02:57, 10 July 2006 (UTC)