User talk:Kiewzhenyi

You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Kiewzhenyi, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• How to get started editing on uncyclopedia
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply put {{adoptme}} on your Userpage to join.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~ 17:02, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Vandalism

You suck at it. Give up now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:13, Oct 28

I don't want to. :P

Hello Blake C

Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Blake C?

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Don't you get it by now??? After being banned so many times... maybe you should realize Uncyclopedia isn't your place. GTFO and stop driving us nuts--Sir Manforman 17:18, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Fuck Off {{USERNAME}}

-) You're userpage just made my day hehe. ;-) Lradrama 11:01, 29 October 2007 (UTC)