User talk:Kaleidoscope-arrest
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(contributions) Talk 02:26, 16 November 2007 (UTC)
Disease of same name[edit source]
Your article, Kaleidoscope-arrest, was put up on QuickVFD and I had to agree that it is not suitable material for Uncyclopedia on account of our vanity policies. It did seem like the start of a decent idea though, so I have moved it to your userspace at User:Kaleidoscope-arrest/Kaleidoscope-arrest. If you work on it a bit more, specifically removing references to yourself and fleshing things out a bit more, perhaps it can be moved back later. --Sir gwax (talk) 
09:48, 23 November 2007 (UTC)