User:Kaleidoscope-arrest

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K-A shares her username with a deadly disease for a reason: she lost both of her parents, six brothers, nine sisters, fifteen cousins, eight quadrillion, seven hundred sixty-five trillion, two hundred forty-two billion, three hundred eighty-four million, seven hundred seventy-three thousand eight hundred and fifty friends, and two goldfish to the disease.

She has, therefore, dedicated her life to spreading the word about the horrors of kaleidoscope-arrest, but has done so in complete anonimity for reason or reasons unknown. She is known simply as Kay-Ay, Kah, Kaya, or Lucy.