User talk:Jpkiddo
All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...[edit source]
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my cat!
I challenge thee to a flame war! Ahahaha!
Woe unto thee pathetic being who hast not contributed muchly!
You shall not triumph and thou wouldst be foolish to try.
Approach my lair if thou dares.
The exhalted Exploited. 
♠♣♥♦ Can't touch this.