User talk:Jonel002

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'Ello Jonel002

Welcome to Uncyclopedia. I was just popping by to introduce you to the Preview button - it's just to the immediate right of the Save Page button, whenever you make an edit. It might seem a little pedantic that we ask you to use it, but it does allow you to view any changes you make without it appearing on the Recent Changes - which in turn makes it for lot easier for those of us who have such as empty lives as to spend our days on here watching out for vandalism. Oh, and by the way - your article's looking good. I'm looking forward to reading the completed version and anything else you contribute. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 16:11, 27 March 2009 (UTC)