User talk:Jim Thomas

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Again, Welcome!   Chiefjustice3DS 22:54, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Greetings

I noticed you took the time to do a review, and thank you for that. That said, it wasn't exactly what we would call in-depth, although you're on the right track - if, in the future, you could go into more details, what could be improved, etc, it'd be appreciated. Read the review guide if you haven't, certainly, but even that can be misleading; sometimes looking at some examples can help more. These people tend to do the best ones; looking at some of theirs might give you an idea of what to do, though they needn't necessarily be that long. By no means am I trying to scare you off, either, in fact I hope to continue to see you around the Pee Review. And hopefully this will help. 1234 ~ 07:02, 17 June 2011

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Jim thomas, u remind of ghey!!! - Scotland