User talk:JimTS

All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...

Hello, JimTS, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to the right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for noobies:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Now go play!   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 11:23, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Hey, thanks. Yeah, I've been on Wikipedia for some time, and just recently found out that they ripped off another site to make it. Who knew? JimTS 11:44, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Wellll. . . they knew, but tried not to let the secret out. To keep out the riff-raff, you see. It didn't work though. . . after all, I'm here! Anywho, carry on! Your Userpage is starting to come together nicely. . . I took 7 points SD. Sigh.  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 11:53, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Bwahahaha! Your UP gives me the giggles. You'll do fine here.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 10:54, 29 October 2006 (UTC)