User talk:JeChr
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Again, welcome! ChiefjusticeDS 23:56, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
What are you doing?[edit source]
Spamming everyone's personal pages with Christian propaganda isn't gonna make them wanna convert. It will only get you banned. And don't get me wrong, I'm Catholic myself, but that's just annoying. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:07, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
- He's gotten himself infibanned, guess we'll never know now. --ChiefjusticeDS 00:09, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
Uhm[edit source]
Yeah, what he said, and also:
Oh Dear![edit source]
Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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~Formerly Annoying Crap 05:54, 6 January 2010