User talk:JasonBoer
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, JasonBoer, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Deleted on sight[edit source]
The key thing here is the phrase "on sight". As soon as an admin sees that page, it will be deleted. It's listed for deletion, but there isn't an admin checking that page every minute of every day. They do the job often enough, it won't last long.... --UU - natter 
16:49, Nov 24
Maintenance[edit source]
Hello Jason, while I appreciate that you're trying to help us maintaining the place, I'd like you to take the time to familirize yourself with VFD regulations, QVFD and tagging. For example - don't list articles which are less than a week old on VFD. Those go to QVFD. Also, putting {{crap}} template on articles wouldn't help anyone, that's not going into any maintenance queue.
Drop me a line if you have any questions. Thanks. ~
13:52, 27 November 2008 (UTC)