User talk:Hypnotizinghypnosis
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Greetings, new person
If you have to leave an unfinished article, add the following - {{construction}} which will guarantee it a week during which nobody will delete it so long as it's a genuinely unfinished article. Saying it's unfinished and asking for it not to be deleted in the edit summary is likely to be missed. :-) Rabbi Techno 
kvetch 
Contribs 
FOXES 09:37, October 15, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, and do you still want One Hundred and One Dalmatians to be huffed, because that QVFD page has now been archived? If so, you can add it to QVFD again; or find an admin, talk to it and get it to huff it for you. Offer them shiny things, it never fails. Rabbi Techno
kvetch 
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FOXES 07:12, October 17, 2009 (UTC)
OK, here's the deal
Listen very carefully... I look at your edits and I see that you are not a child. Some of your humour is clever and sophisticated. But... You have a fascination with 12 year old style humour, and you write like a 12 year old sometimes. That works sometimes, in some situations, but when I look at HOW and WHERE you are using that style what you are actually doing is making a mess of the wiki. I think you know the difference. Please stop. MrN 
21:57, Oct 18
Got your message
I was planning to make it longer, but I thought that what I had was enough. Not all articles need to be longer than the Great Wall of China. If you want, you could help me build the article. Defender Miz
Apparemtly, you can't edit Beverly Hills Chihuahua anymore as is has been locked from editing for a bit. Defender Miz 19:55, October 19, 2009 (UTC)