User talk:Hektik27
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00:26, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
HowTo:Build a Great Empire[edit source]
Made me laugh! Don't forget to add links and pics, do you know how? 
Mattsnow 18:46, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
- I'll shut up.
Mattsnow 20:42, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
How do you communicate with other users on this site? Things aren't so clear. Don't even know how to sign.
- Hahaha, you took the first step alright! Don't feel bad, You can copy and paste this: ~~~~ at the end of whatever the hell you are saying and it will auto-magically produce your signature! Damn, if you can upload pics, that will come naturally. you're ahead of me when I joined! Welcome, you can answer here or on my talk page by clicking the snow flake. Answers under 24 hours. (Hopefully!) Mattsnow 21:01, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
- Hahaha, you took the first step alright! Don't feel bad, You can copy and paste this: ~~~~ at the end of whatever the hell you are saying and it will auto-magically produce your signature! Damn, if you can upload pics, that will come naturally. you're ahead of me when I joined! Welcome, you can answer here or on my talk page by clicking the snow flake. Answers under 24 hours. (Hopefully!)
Let me try this. Hektik27 (talk) 21:04, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
- Try what?? If you answer on my talk page, I'll get an "alert", just like you did just now, whereas when you reply here, I don't. Mattsnow 21:09, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
- Try what?? If you answer on my talk page, I'll get an "alert", just like you did just now, whereas when you reply here, I don't.
Cool, thanks! How did you find my new HowTo page anyway?
- Look on the left, there is a link called "recent changes" there you can see all the well recent changes on the site. You are writing pretty well! That is a very good article. Keep having fun! And send me a message for any question/stalking/death treats! Mattsnow 21:09, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
- Always write messages at the bottom of the page! For now I kinda check your page on recent changes, so you can write here, but if you see that say, 2 days from now, I have not answered, the tough questions are going to come: did he crash while riding his bike? Is he dead? To verify if I don't answer on YOUR page, try on mine! Man I'm so happy to help, seriously. Mattsnow 21:20, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
- Always write messages at the bottom of the page! For now I kinda check your page on recent changes, so you can write here, but if you see that say, 2 days from now, I have not answered, the tough questions are going to come: did he crash while riding his bike? Is he dead? To verify if I don't answer on YOUR page, try on mine! Man I'm so happy to help, seriously.