User talk:Havoc14

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Thanks

Cheers for the review even though the general jist of it was Your article was a load of crap

--El legend 18:16, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Re. HowTo:Get out of Jail

I liked your picture, it just needed a better caption, --Sir Manforman 19:09, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

I forgot to ask, could you make me 2 pics for that article because I see you have excellent potatochopping skills, (1), a prisoner flushing himself down the toilet (2), a picture of a prisoner pueking over the guard. Thanks--Sir Manforman 17:19, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

You shouldn't leave messages in my archives, but in my regular talk page. Also, you should see this for constructive critisim for your images.--Sir Manforman 15:19, 21 August 2007 (UTC)