User:Havoc14
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DANGER!! Viewing or reading this page can be deadly ... or worse. If you just got here and are feeling dizzy due to losing a pint of blood from the stump where your arm used to be, please stumble away and call for help, then lay down in the gutter and pass out. |
“That guy sure likes to huff kittens.”
Hi, my name is Havoc14, and kitten huffing is my speciality.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Four score and seven years ago, I was born in a log cabin, son of George W. Bush and Your Mom. My parents always told me I was an intelligent young lad, as I was always inventing new ways to assassinate various political leaders. Don't tell anyone I said that.
