User talk:Hani.md

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Welcome!

Hello, Hani.md, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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(Even though you're an admin, it's still nice for someone to say hello!) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 14:18, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

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Voici un, erm, cookie. Bon appetit. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 18:27, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

Why you edited elton john? it was funny.