User talk:Gururot bunot

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Tanong lang pre

Pre, yung mga pictures ba sa Gay section sa Philippines article eh mga pictures ng mga kakilala ninyo? If so, I strongly suggest that you delete it, baka ma-ban ka ng mga administrator. I-retain lang natin yung mga pictures na hindi tayo mapapahamak.

If not, feel free to post more pics. :)

Thanks,

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!)~~

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Pls do not restore the images under the "gay" section in the article about the Philippines. I dont know who you are, but if you are getting even with those guys in the pic, do it somewhere else.

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!)

Thanks for the reply

You are correct I don't own uncyclopedia and neither do you. I am the main contributor of the Philippines article, and I don't want it to be the battleground of some petty quarrel of high school kids getting even with each other. Remember Uncyclopedia is about being funny and not just stupid.

Do what you have to do, do a revert war I don't care. Just keep in mind that I will protect the Philippines article from being vandalized by people like you - nothing personal here.

Just keep in mind that the Admins are watching the page too and you will get banned one of these days. Worse, if Djedric somehow gets one of your photos and put it under the gay article, you are in one hell of a mess.

By the way, your enemies already published your livejournal and mutiply account here in Uncyclopedia. It even has your pic in it. Just so you know check this out User:Gururot Bunot.

Just my two cents bro, let it go.

Thanks,

--Gilgal1(Talk to me bitch!!!) 14:27, 17 May 2007 (UTC)