User talk:Goulash
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Hey, so you might have realized that, when you recently joined Uncyclopedia, your username already had a userpage and a talkpage created, even thought you've just signed in today. This is a result that around 2013, Uncyclopedia changed domain, and everything in the previous domain was imported here. As a result, some users got their userpage imported, even though they had stopped using Uncyclopedia a while ago, and their username wasn't registered as an existent user (although their userpage and talkpage did and still do exist). And it just so happened that one of those usernames is the one you've chosen to register here. If you want to, you can ask an admin to change your username, to avoid any future confussions. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:17, 9 September 2024 (UTC)