User talk:Franzkafka

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Vandalism

Just stop, ok? Rangeley 00:35, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

STOP WRITING STUFF BETTER THAN WHAT YOU WRITE? no.

Well, thats actually not what Im talking about. You are free to write better stuff than me, infact I encourage that. But what I dont like is that you continuously wipe out what I write. Rangeley 00:42, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Replacing something with something funnier (funnier = wider audience will be amused at): good. Replacing something with something less funny: not good. Replacing something that an active editor is trying to write: not good. Insulting editor in edit summaries: Not really nice. Franz: please get along with Rangeley, work in harmony. Incorporate your additions rather than paste them over replacing the existing swaths. Please? --Splaka 00:53, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Indeed. Franz, please read through Uncyclopedia:Flamewar_Guidelines. Deleting someone's work isn't the way to play the game here. Also, I have it on good authority that Splaka makes great potato salad, so I'm honour bound to back him up. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 01:03, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

here's the thing. first of all, i do believe my changes were, in fact, a great deal funnier. secondly, perhaps a compromise would have been better than deleting his writing, although i can't sympathize with rangeley when rangeley DELETED MY MATERIAL. ex: the "flip-flop" section could have remained intact as it was simply an addition. ok im done being civil. now im just pissed off at this kafkaesque turn of events. WHAT IS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM!!! i refuse to contribute my material to uncyclopedia again. thank you. have a nice day.

Done. --Splaka 01:35, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Ok, after some discussion on #uncyclopedia, we've reduced the block to two days to give Franzkafka time to cool off. We'll see what happens. --Splaka 01:54, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)