User talk:Franklin Kerber
Welcome![edit source]
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Fala mano, você também aqui eahaheheaaehhe
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Talk 23:30, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
some of your interwikis are BUGADAS kkkkkk Truewww 03:48, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
Hairy Hands[edit source]
It's ironic that they want me to apologize, but there's no way I can do it without violating the ban. Hairy Hands aka Cthulhu.fhtagn 01:27, September 2, 2010 (UTC) or e-mail me at cthulhu dot fhtagn dot desciclope at gmail dot com
- I tried that - didn't work. Cthulhu.fhtagn 01:42, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
Logo[edit source]
It's here. I had a little scuffle with the image server, but I figure you'll still know what to do with it. Anyhow, if you want it to have more colour, or don't want the small text, or want something else changed, let me know and I'll see what I can do. Cheers. ~ 
06:40, 9 June 2011
