User talk:Fifaworld07
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09:06, Jul 30
Kettering[edit source]
I've moved your Kettering article to your userspace at User:Fifaworld07/Kettering, in order to save it from being mercilessly huffed, due to an expired ICU tag. There, you can work on it all you like until it's ready for its time to shine in the mainspace. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me on my talk page. Cheers. -RAHB 14:17, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
The same as above has happened to another of your articles. It can be found at User:Fifaworld07/Rothwell. As always, ask on my talk page if you have any questions. -RAHB 21:45, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
And this one. -RAHB 21:51, 7 August 2008 (UTC)