User talk:Example

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What in the name of Jesus H. are you doing?

Hmmm? ~ 13:25, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Yes, what? Saying bad things about me?! SenioraPedil (talk) 07:42, 12 December 2020 (UTC)

User:SenioraPedil: I agree. He looks like a "space book". Merikide (talk) 15:43, 16 December 2020 (UTC)

User:SenioraPedil: Yes, he/she's insulting us smart Uncyclopedians. ~ Dalipkk (talk) 13:12, 17 December 2020 (UTC)

NOBODY INSULTS ME!! I AM NOT UGLY, YOU ARE A USELES PIECE OF GOBSHIT YOU GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oww, my throat hurts now L10nM4st3r ^{ROAR at me!} / _{What my paws scratched} 08:08, 22 September 2023 (UTC)

coup d’état

Thanks. I was afraid that nobody would continue my work. Just don't use your new powers for evil :) --YeOldeLuke 05:54, 25 July 2008 (UTC)