User talk:Ewitz

Welcome!

Hello, Ewitz, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

• About Uncyclopedia
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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  --ZB 19:02, 27 May 2006 (UTC)

You may also want to read http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Get_Started_on_Editing_Uncyclopedia.
Here are some other helpful places for new users:
Adopt a N00b
List of New Users--Hrodulf 20:27, 26 May 2006 (UTC)

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